therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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