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i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
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Goodbee
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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