I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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