Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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