If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
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