I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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