Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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