About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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