Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
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