"it" just moved
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
