you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
i think i have two assholes
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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