Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
ttyl tear gas
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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