bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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