remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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