Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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