Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
