...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.�
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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