Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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