I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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