at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
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