Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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