I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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