Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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