Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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