Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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