Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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