you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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