Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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