you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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