Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
you inspire me to be a worse person
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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