she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
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