I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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