and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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