so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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