my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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