Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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