This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
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