Whod you bang
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
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