I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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