Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
My ass is underappreciated
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I think we might need a safe word for this...
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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