My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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