Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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