Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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