Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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