She's JV to your varsity
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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