What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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