I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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