More tranny stories later!
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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