can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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