I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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