doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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