is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize
