I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
do nipples grow back?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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