Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Randomize
